#I am fish cost driver#

The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms.

“They’re called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.” He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. Now the Dane was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn’t smoke it anymore. It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking.

#I am fish cost driver#

How about the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England so he could get the other arm sun tanned!Ī Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette. Have you heard about the dumb Swede he spent the whole day staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate! Well, at dat price it’s a good ting we didn’t catch any more of em than we did,” says Sven. Ole says, “The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. “Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck.” “It happens to be a duck.” claimed the Swede. “Where did you find that money?” asked the fellow pedestrian. Enjoy these 12 short Scandinavian jokes that will have you laughing your socks off.Ī Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. I’m not sure you got that, but this month’s collection of Scandinavian jokes should be easier to grab. This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. Every month I’m searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia.